Advanced Drama?

In my advanced Drama class, we're doing children's theater and we're performing at 3 elementary schools and whatnot


Well, i wanted to do a rap, so i wrote a rap about multiplication and started on division and didn't finish.. i don't like it because when i normally write my lyrics it's vulgar and about life experiences..

THE TEACHER REJECTED IT BECAUSE IT DIDN'T FIT WITH THE STORY LINE =[
so devastated..

here's the rap:

Student 1:
Listen Mista Teacher I'm inna situation
I need your help on multiplication
I don't know how multiply 4 by 2
Can you please show me what to do?

Teacher man:
Check this out , it's a piece of cake
When I'm done, you'll make no mistakes
you take the 4 put it in 2 groups

Student 1:
i thought it was 6 but it was wrong, oops
so i tried it again, see what i would create
i finally got the answer, the answer is 8.

Teacher man:
so student guy this idea isn't hard.
just remember, pay attention
always be on guard.

Student 2:
Hey mista teacha I haz a confession
I need some help, i have a question
can you use your knowledge and give me suggestions
can you lead me in the right direction
I do not know how to do division


AHAHAHA it's so lame ...